Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.

-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

l.a. turnarounds

amphetamines

"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville

by John Triton March 24, 2008

Turnaround Hound

When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.

"She looked so hot, little did I know she was a Turnaround Hound. What the fuck was I looking at?"

by BoeJundy October 26, 2018

B-town turnaround

When a loyal supporter of iron order steps on the toes of an IOMC member and turns him on

Rob can sure do a B-town turnaround

by Low-Key bruh April 7, 2023

Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"

by Dovetchka July 26, 2008

The Great American Turnout

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Cleveland Turnaround

Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.

Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.

Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.

by taketheterran December 19, 2010