Definitions by taketheterran

Cleveland Turnaround 

Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.

Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.

Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.

Cleveland Turnaround by taketheterran December 19, 2010

Tanker 

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.

"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"

Tanker by Taketheterran January 26, 2010