Tanker

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.
"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"
by Taketheterran January 26, 2010
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Cleveland Turnaround

Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.
Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.

Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
by taketheterran December 18, 2010
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