turntable

Gamer slang for a first generation stand-alone CD video game console. Used in a nostalgic sense, much how a "Toaster" is used to describe a console that uses cartridges.

I don't bother with those emulators. I'm old-school. I use a turntable.

by St. James November 7, 2007

turntable

One who can lie or distort facts or recollections of events.

*a guy lies to a cop after an incident*

Wow, you spun that shit like a turntable!

by Ryan_T January 6, 2009

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019