This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.
A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover
A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover
Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"
Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."
Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."
by Woody89 October 26, 2010
Get the Texas Turnover mug.When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
Get the Mysterious Apple Turnover mug.where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.
by stanstheman June 13, 2006
Get the blumpkin turnover mug.1. n. The act of flipping over a virgin onto her stomach so that one does not have to endure her abrasive wails of pain or expressions of love.
-Hey Max, what were those noises I was hearing from your apartment last night?
-Oh, I was just enjoying a cherry turnover.
-Oh, I was just enjoying a cherry turnover.
by Engelpoppers January 10, 2012
Get the Cherry Turnover mug.When a Republican is replaced by a Democrat do to infighting between the Tea Party and mainstream Republicans
In 2012 in Indiana Republican Senator Richard Lugar was a popular incumbant who would have been easily re-elected, but he was defeated in the Republican primary by Tea Party candidate Richard Mourdock, so then in a Tea Party turnover the Senate seat went to Democrat Joe Donnelly.
by Republican$$uck November 18, 2013
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Get the apple turnover mug.The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.
Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
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