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Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010
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Trucklet

A small, cute truck, usually one with large headlights, making it look cute.
"dude, did you see that trucklet over there???"
by xGrEaSe January 11, 2020
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Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
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turnbuckle

The connecting corner piece of the ropes in an entertainment wrestling ring.
Stone Cold just slammed the Undertaker's head onto the turnbuckle.
by KP22269 January 10, 2008
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turdfucker

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
by donutoblivion October 25, 2006
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Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.
"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."
by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015
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Pulling a Truckle

Getting lucky kills while playing x-box with your friends and trying to obscenly rub it in their face. This is mostly done on Call of Duty by repeating "Did You watch the Kill Cam?" over and over again.
Jake: Ha I just killed you from across the map. Did you watch the Kill Cam?

Ryan: No Jake, i didn't watch the kill cam, I went on living my life you blazing homo. Stop pulling a Truckle
by a ninjamanbear April 19, 2009
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