turricano

A ridiculous persons name for an extreme hurricane, tornado, or wind blown disaster.

That had to have been one of the worst turricano I have ever been in.

by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015

Turrican

A pet houndeye from the friendly garg stories.

Scientest: All we got is turrican, that stupid dog!

by Gungsta-Pasta August 18, 2003

turdscape

A description of a catbox long overdue for a cleaning.

I haven't cleaned the catbox for three days and it's an utter turdscape!

by LNKruger June 17, 2013

Turdical

A turd that has more fat at the top than at the bottom that floats in the bowl in a vertical fashion, looking like Mr. Hankey.

I had a cheeseburger and a salad last night and this morning I shat out a turdical.

by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

turrican

Furry-sex obsessed neutrally gendered lump of flesh from england.

has ISP problems and runs forums stuffed with homosexual japenese bearded porn

Turrican e-mailed me some like a tree porn

by PISKETTI December 31, 2003

Turdcake

When a situation/event/item/story or person seems really appealing but turns out to be full of shit.
Like slicing into a delicious looking cake and finding a dogshit in the middle of it.

I got really exited when i heard about Terminator 3 but it wad a total fucking turdcake man!

by maktimus April 7, 2014

Turrican

A retarded, dumb and incredibly insane douche bag. Wasting money on a vB forum.

Turrican is such an idiot...

by Furrican October 8, 2003