A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
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The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 7, 2008
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2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011
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by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019
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2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!
by ZionMagus August 14, 2003
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To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
by Josh7607 September 14, 2007
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