butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

tardulence

The act of being a tard, being with a tard or being surrounded by tards.

What's with all the tardulence going on in here?

by crumblepops June 30, 2014

vaginal turbulance

When you fuck the pussy so good that it starts to tremble and quiver like an airplane

Damn, I fucked Jenny so good last night that I think I gave her vaginal turbulance

by Morgan The Freemason October 29, 2015

Turdulence

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.

by Riley finn January 17, 2015

turdbulance

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.

Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!

by The.Sniper December 5, 2016

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016

turbulence

when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.

no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston

by C QUAD September 25, 2010