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tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off
dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job
by jumbles October 30, 2011
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The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self
Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good
by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017
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TICAL

"Take Into Consideration All Lives" - As stated by Method Man himself on season 2 episode 1 of Desus & Mero #1 show on late night, ball bags!
Fuck these immigrants. Nah, my guy. TICAL!!
by Skitoles October 17, 2017
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Tubcation

low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.
The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.

When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.

That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.
by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010
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Tupcake

A Tupcake is much like performing a cupcake. However, a tupcake is when one releases gaseous propulsion into a Tupperware container for the purposes of releasing said gases onto an unsuspecting victim. An assailant shall release the gases contained within the Tupperware in order to release the foul-smelling gases within close proximity of a victim.
I captured my fart in some Tupperware and released it on my friend, Kevin. I performed a Tupcake. A cupcake utilizing 90's technology.
by PVcrew November 27, 2011
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Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.
Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.
by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021
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Tuscan Melt

When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.
Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.
Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt
by jlove6182 May 29, 2009
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