tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009

Tubesteak

Erect Raw man meat used to please the orifice of a man or woman

Bob offered Jane a taste of his tubesteak after their date.

by Cheeks45 July 23, 2016

Tubesteak

Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't

"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama

by light_post January 26, 2009

tubesteak boogie

From ZZ Top song Tubesteak Boogie. To have a good fuck, Penis is dancing in her pussy.

Last nite I did the tubesteak boogie with her.

by Buffy October 12, 2004

tubesteak

Hot dog, sausage, cylindrical meat product. Don't know what these other definitions are talking about...

This tubesteak is scrumtralescent!

by ghotistix November 25, 2003

tubesteak

When a dinner date that turns into a blowjob, this is the name of the main course.

"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"

by taoistmoon January 23, 2012

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020