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tubes are clogged 

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
tubes are clogged by Chad H July 25, 2006

tubes tied 

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.
Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!
tubes tied by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Anjney Tubes 

Anjney Tubes is the leading manufacturer of Non - Metallic Industrial Pipes and fittings with an innovative concept of ENERGY SAVING.
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Anjney Tubes by PipeSector February 2, 2023

The Black Tubes 

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.
The Black Tubes by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

pulling tubes 

Slang for... Smoking or hitting a fresh packed bong.
Swing by my place before the movies. We'll pull some tubes first. "pulling tubes"
pulling tubes by NYR11 August 12, 2009

the hollow tubes 

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.
"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."
the hollow tubes by jockerty April 4, 2019
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