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tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.
Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock
by Skippy December 13, 2006
mugGet the tube sockmug.

tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.
dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!
by fizzle April 2, 2004
mugGet the tube sockmug.

tube sock

what you use on your junk.
in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"
by Mike February 13, 2004
mugGet the tube sockmug.

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
Archie is a damn tube sock!
by Jay$18 December 13, 2008
mugGet the tube sockmug.

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.
Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.
by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016
mugGet the tube sock pussymug.

distended tube sock

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.
by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010
mugGet the distended tube sockmug.

pink tube sock

when intestines are pulled out of an anal canal as a result of a serious anal pounding
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I gave her a pink tube sock!
by Matt Rosado September 7, 2006
mugGet the pink tube sockmug.

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