Trumpelstiltskin

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.

"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

S'Trumpette

S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun

1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency

2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute

Mike Pence is such a s'trumpette, he will say anything to support trump.

by hedonic1 May 30, 2018

Trumpelstiltskin

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Trumpectomy

The exorcision of a malignant tumor from the United States Of America

Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy

by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017

Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011