Trumped

Shitting your pants while waiting in line to vote or in a polling booth.

Goofus: Unnnnggghhhh *Frrrrrp* *PLOP*

Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?

Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my BVD's today so the turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!

Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 31, 2020

trumped

Defrauded, duped - fooled to believe a person when in fact they are using the person for their own personal gain

The American people were trumped in the 2016 election

by mikielikesit December 3, 2016

Trumped

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.

Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

Trumped

A ruler of a country which will turn a democracy into a dictatorship

"It's a shame how the U.S got trumped in 2017"
"yeah i know, glad i live in Europe"

by RedAcid February 18, 2017

Trumped

Trumped: To completely mess something up.

I tried to cook risotto but I trumped it.

by JediMasterKarma February 5, 2017

Trumpdeath

The slow and steady dance of self-destruction that we have been watching since Trumpworld began.

The long and drawn out nightmare of Trumpdeath has unfolded like a cliched crime drama starring a multitude of idiots.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020