Trump Card

A first play on idiotic libtards, such as when Donald Trump would corner Joey B in the debates, Biden would then use his trusty Biden card to change the subject to something Kamala told him(that he also forgot), while Trump checkmates him first play using his infamous Trump card! It is considered to "Trump" all stupidity but only the most intelligent people such as Trump, Libertarians, and most Republicans know how to use it best!

"Hey bro! I heard someone talking about that terribly horrifying murder weapon the AR-15!" "So I just walk over and pull out my Trump card, all I say is how hands and feet murder more people than all firearms combined murder every year! And every country that has banned guns spiked in murders directly after!"

Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom

by Communism is almost here folks March 18, 2021

Trump Card

The act of being in a threesome with a best friend and a third party.

Yo man that was an awesome TRUMP CARD right there, especially when we she bent over.

by UrbanMan December 1, 2014

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

Trump Card

In the poker game of American politics, this is the one card whose point value is higher than the cards liberals have played for the past fifty years, whenever they are confronted with a superior argument.

At the end of the second presidential debate, Hillary played the Liberal version of a Royal Flush: the Race, Gender, Homophobia, Xenophobia, and Global Warming Cards. What she didn't count on was the power of the Trump Card.

by Hazelwudi February 11, 2017

trump card

A card you show when you want those liberal acquaintances you just met to fuck off

"Jasmine": Hey guys, I just helped my maid climb over the new wall.
"Tom": Sorry Jas, have a trump card and fuck off.

by tslat January 18, 2017

Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.

i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Trump Card

A secret advantage you have that when used, will get you what you want or need.

Mike's boss refused to promote him, so Mike played his trump card. He had a collection of recordings of the boss demanding sexual favors from female employees which would be sent to HR unless he was given the promotion.

by TommyNoleBuc July 17, 2023