glitter transfer

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received

Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!

by MeanJean June 8, 2014

transfinancial

A rich man trapped in a poor man's body.

As a transfinancial man, I'm constantly discriminated against at the apple store.

by jdf June 26, 2015

transferitis

When one is in the last semester of a community or jr. college. And has gotten accepted into a four year college or university. Leading to laziness, and is reluctant to do homework or anything relating to academia. Because only college credits transfer, not ones gpa. similar to transferitis

I just want to transfer to the U of M already, there is only a month left of my final semester at this community college. I have such bad transferitis that I can't even do homework

by AndytheWoodelf April 21, 2011

Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

by STEAAAAAAK July 24, 2009

awkward transference

When you're watching a movie and actors start to sing. You feel so embarrassed for them and your eyes start to tear.

"Dude, why is Sigourney Weaver singing 'Back in the U.S.S.R.?' I'm feeling such awkward transference right now."

by lewibrysh April 11, 2009

Bamboo Transfer

When two homosexuals switch sexual roles between being a top vs. a bottom typically in a manner that is out of character for either person.

Mike and Gary were becoming bored with their mundane sexual routine, so they decided to spice it up and executed a bamboo transfer.

by Thunder City April 4, 2013

Belmont Transfer

The Belmont Transfer is a sexual move named after the Belmont "L" train station on the north side of Chicago that has a free transfer between the Red and Brown lines. It is a metaphor for switching from vaginal sex to anal sex, also known as "switching from the Red line to the Brown line."

Matt: "I took home some random girl from the bar last night"

Sean: "Nice! Did you pull the Belmont Transfer?"

Matt: "Damn straight kid!"

by MMJ November 12, 2005