Trainwreck

My mental state :)

Person 1: Dude, My mental state is not good rn..
Person 2: Damn, That's a legit trainwreck

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 16, 2021

Trainwreck

An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.

by JudoCtulhu December 30, 2011

TrainWreck

A day when EVERYTHING goes wrong. No happiness. It's not a train smashing and burning, people; get with the program.

Today was a total trainwreck; I hated it.

by Yaytrumpkitty November 16, 2016

Trainwreck

A hoe, or bro where their life is one giant trainwreck. They typically consist of people who are sexually promiscuous, party constantly, do not have a job and or irregular work. Jersey shores snooki is in fact a perfect example of a trainwreck if you take away her wealth. Trainwreck can be applied to many people- that hoe, or bro, at a party that is usually irresponsibly rowdy and drunk and enjoys causing fights. It can also be applied to that person who is drinking and or doing drugs all day or all night, not holding a steady job, always broke, and they don't care that their life is in shambles. Typically irresponsible, and anyone you would call a loser, skank, slut, hobo, bum, and party animal

1. She's at a party everynight getting plowed by random guys, dude you like a trainwreck. 2. All he ever does is drink and drug, I don't think that trainwreck has had a sober second in 3 years, and hasn't had a job in 7! 3. Man all that couple does is come over to drink and do drugs with us because they can't afford their own.. I'm sick of those trainwrecks doing that shit.

by Jupiter McFly March 29, 2013

trainwreck

to be completly messed up. either for the moment or for an extended period of time

1)Bill: i had too much to drink.
Observer: bill, your a train wreck

2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck

by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003

trainwreck

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.

Miles is such a trainwreck!

by Scott Mckown January 11, 2009

Trainwreck

A person who's personal life is a complete disaster.

Amy Schumer's character in that movie was a total trainwreck since she slept with countless guys.

by Bigassmoviedude September 5, 2015