2 definitions by Ed Supreme

to be completly messed up. either for the moment or for an extended period of time
1)Bill: i had too much to drink.
Observer: bill, your a train wreck

2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck
by Ed Supreme December 10, 2003
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An ultra fast or speedy single dry hump or a quick fuck
please to boff your FUPA
by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003
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