traffuck

Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.

I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time

by TPratik February 21, 2011

traffucking

The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.

We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.

by Alisalee June 30, 2008

traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.

Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!

by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006

Traffucked

When your plans or something gets fucked because of traffic

I'm traffucked, can't make in time to the party

by Yesmylord December 21, 2019

traffuck

When You Are Stuck In traffic and yell out in frustration

Honey we are in Traffuck

by Yazby25 May 4, 2024

traffucked

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

by the taper guy August 5, 2012

Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow

I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.

by BGernat February 18, 2011