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Talisa

Talisa Sutton: Omg. Look at me! Look at me! Im so perfect!
Katrina: Who's the malibu barbie?
Tina: Just a dumb fake slut.
by Tina Kat August 28, 2009
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what dont you understand
by Darrel hammond July 7, 2003
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Thalia's are usually annoying and sometimes funny.
"OMG Thalisa is always asking me to do her homework."
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When her eyeball is rotting out of her head, you explore your options.
She didn't want normal sex, so I gave her the ole Talisa.
by Buck Agee April 28, 2021
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When you skeet in her eye so bad it starts rotting
I gave her the Talisa.
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Thalisa

A Thalisa is someone who will make your day better than you thought was possible. Sometimes she can intimidate you with your willpower and tenacity but she only wants you to know she is worth simping for.
A Thalisa will also make your nose start bleeding when she speaks to you.
Damn, I think a thalisa is nearby, my nose is bleeding.
Sometimes I need a thalisa in my life.
by simpforthalisa.com November 21, 2021
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Talisa is the most amazing person in this world. She makes you the happiest person in this world. You can make the best memories with her and she makes you lough till you cry. She ist kind, funny, beautiful, caring and weird but in a good way. She is the reason I am still alive and even tho I have a bad day she always makes me smile. She defends her friends and is loyal to them. She is not a person who gives up on someone. She gives everyone a second or third chance and can't let people go even tho that pulls her down. Those are the reasons she gets heart broken and disappointed by people. If she loves someone, she loves with her whole heart so you better not leave her. She is the purest person you will ever meet. If she enters a room it's like the sun rises. She makes your life better by just being in it. She is my everything. not even one person on this planet understands me like she does and noone means so much to me like her.
Talisa is my person
by Not.me004 November 21, 2021
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