Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

tip toed

Being absolutely wasted (drunk)

Becky: I wanna get tip toed tonight

Ellen: yeahhhh lets get absolutely tip toed

by Emma Connolly May 2, 2019

Seattle tuxedo

Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.

"Is that a new fleece he's wearing?" - "Yeah, his Seattle tuxedo looks sharp"

by LeoS December 14, 2012

Canadian Tuxedo

Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel in Vancouver, BC (Canada) because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.

Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.

by Demacsspider April 3, 2015

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Midwestern Tuxedo

Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons.

Dude, Austin's going with the Midwestern Tuxedo tonight. Classic Austin.

by MG22 November 2, 2015

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010