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Otherwise known as a master of a McDojo, someone who purchases martial art belts from eBay at £3 and passes them off as genuine achievements for "attendees of classes" and charges them £35 a pop.

1. A self promoting narcissist with low personality traits
2. Someone who presents themself as something their not to manipulate people out of money
3. An unqualified person who is useless at blagging, pretty much a wank salesman
4. Talentless twunt
"I can't believe after 10 months i'm a black belt, didnt realise my instructor was a Tovey"
"Another Tovey McDojo being set up I see, white belt to black belt in just £1000!"
"How can I have earned a belt for showing up to class? You're such a Tovey!"
"Look at this Tovey, he'd make more signing on!"
Tovey by Duke of Chubb April 2, 2020
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to have; to-have
To've seen that sunset last night, I'd've fell into a state of shock if it were the first time.
to've by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022
When a woman's open-toed shoes or sandals are too short or narrow for her feet, resulting in toe overhang off the front or sides.
Check out the blonde with the major toverhang. She's gonna snag the carpet with a t'nail.
toverhang by johnnyriss August 22, 2006
To be shamed and riculed over the internet after posting a graphic account of a personal experience on a message board. One who did not resist an overwhelming temptation to reveal embarassing personal information on an internet message board.
He’s been toved; he toved.
Toved by Piggy Noles October 6, 2003
The act of typing a text message that exceeds an amount perceived to be normal thus becoming a text-novel..aka, a tovel.
Sonia is a tovel master with her super elongated messages. It makes my phone buzz more than a vibrator.
Tovel by Organism July 26, 2012
a boy that has his hair on fire.
Luke Tovey at a school in kent.
tovey by DASHstar Kid December 20, 2008