Tourettic

What people with Tourettes Syndrome call themselves

Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy

by Raina_The_Rogue July 5, 2018

Driving Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.

I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!

by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010

jim torbett

The person that committed the sexual acts @ Celtic Boys Club. Jock Stein knew about his devious ways and did nothing to prevent him from carrying on. Rangers fans - 'Big Jock Knew'

Who touched all the boys? Jim Torbett

by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015

Google Tourette's

The phenomenon that occurs when someone has the urge to type in obscene search terms on Google just to see what kind of hits you get. The likelihood of Google Tourette's increases with boredom or intoxication.

I found the sickest websites after typing "ass vomit" and "turdcutter" into Google. I must've had a case of Google Tourette's.

by Brian "Hot" Carl March 21, 2008

9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.

Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."

by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007

torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.

Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"

by knuschprig October 14, 2023

Traffic Tourettes

Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.

*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"

"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."

by b3rk February 9, 2009