Titties

Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.

Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Teresa Titties

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.

“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties”

by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014

Tablespoon Titties

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

Thottiest

Biggest thot known to mankind, kind of like the adjective version of a thot
More thotty then an actual thot, so that's a pretty big hoe you got there

Bro she's hot
Bruh don't talk to her, she the thottiest person in school

by Mack and Cheese June 6, 2015