torpedo's touch

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

by l1111on April 24, 2017

kevin torren

A blue eyed handsome fella with a dong a mile long!

Your so Kevin Torren

by Kevin from heaven December 21, 2016

torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.

Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"

by knuschprig October 14, 2023

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Torrent Dick

1. A person who downloads many torrent files, especially in a dormitory or university residence.

"The guy in the next room must be a torrent dick, I can't download anything because he's hogging all the bandwidth"

by Rigbyruffrider February 5, 2010

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Callie Torres

Dr. Calliope Torres is the most hardcore and bad ass surgeon of Seattle Grace Mercy West/Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital. She's the best orthopedic surgeon in the country, a superstar with a scalpel, who wears a red scrub cap. But, more than this, she is a wife and a mother. She is married to the perky Dr. Arizona Robbins, Head of Pediatrics. They are made for each other. They cannot live without one another, though they seem to forget this, sometimes. She is the mother to Sofia Robbin Sloan Torres. Even though Callie comes off as having a hard exterior, she is actually really loving and vulnerable. She wears her heart on her sleeve and has never had much of a filter. She always vocalizes what she is feeling in the moment, even though that has gotten her into trouble a few times. She is known for wearing her famous leather jacket that everyone loves. Callie Torres has the biggest heart of anyone at SGMW/GSM. Anyone who who gets to know her, will surly fall in love.

Callie Torres Calliope Torres Sara Ramirez Greys Anatomy Arizona Robbins

by Calliope502 November 8, 2013