tortildo

If one were to use a tortilla as a dildo

"Woah! Stephanie totally whipped out her tortildo on me last night!"

by annielsod April 13, 2016

Torkild

Torkild is a name often associated with a God or powerful man. All Torkild's are soft and humble people, but when intimidated or assaulted, the Torkild quickly turns lethal. Most people named Torkild also have an incredible ability to make females fall for him. His handsomeness and height (yeah, Torkild's are tall) makes females drop their panties. All in all, Torkild's are good guys who you should give at least 10$ everyday to ensure you'll live to see the sunlight the next day. Torkild's mainly reproduce only when necessary, but might do it for fun sometimes.

Side note: Torkild's are the peak of human evolution.

Example 1-
Hot female: Be careful, Torkild is here.
Hotter female: Yeah, he's so scary... And handsome

Example 2-
Jonas: Don't hurt me Torkild!
Torkild: Shut up, weakling. *kills Jonas with one punch*

Example 3-
Chuck Norris: Spare my life, for God's sake!
Torkild: I am... God

by Sex_Machine69 September 4, 2020

torileelive

very cool small streamer! Shes on twitch on tiktok

Is torileelive going live tonight? Yes she is.

by So ✨emo✨ January 31, 2022

Torill

The most inspiring and lovable person in the world. Torill will brighten your day with her beautiful smile and always take you on adventures. Torill has a kind a heart and cares for her friends. If you are Torill's friend then never let them go because she is the best companion and human being to explore the world with. She is also very athletic and willing to try new things.

Hey Torill! wanna go (insert crazy adventure)?
Torill: "that's the best idea you've ever had! lets go!"

by badoomtush January 22, 2015

trildo

a triple dildo

also: fo trildo: damn that shit is crazy

everything was all hunky dory 'til somebody had to pull out the trildo.

by BKtrillin May 22, 2007

lin lin torido

An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.

A:'Witch weigh' did you say?
B: BAHR, BAHR, lin lin torido!

by Gohn Gardenza October 8, 2008

Torinda

Like Lorinda but with a T. A girl's name that is quite uncommon. Most girls named Torinda are quite short, have big bushy hair and fall over a lot.

Oh my god, you're just like Torinda!

Torinda is a babe.

Don't do a Torinda.

by Hebie April 9, 2011