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Twanker

An insult for females instead of wanker.
Twat + Wanker = Twanker
"God Sarah your such a twanker..."
by UrbanLedgend June 16, 2016
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Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons
Looks like Woody is Twanker'd
by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022
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Twanker

Someone who is both a wanker and a twat.
Bob: Argh!
John: What's up man?
Bob: This Gary dude is such a twanker!
by A. Navarro November 18, 2009
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twanker

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.
That banker is a twanker
by kennydude October 16, 2011
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twanker

a shortened word for nicks a wanker
that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie
by paul willie June 27, 2007
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Twanker

A combination of the words TINKER and WANKER.
"What a twanker."
by The coolest person ever. October 7, 2012
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twanker

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.
"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."
by weez420time January 29, 2007
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