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TOPPEP

The Operation Plan Project of Epic Proportions - something the Edmonton Oilers fans call upon when it looks like their team needs help to make it to the NHL playoffs.
TOPPEP is not a thing, but rather a force.
by SimoneR January 22, 2009
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Tee Topping

This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.
" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".
by Lazynugz January 20, 2012
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Roof-Topper

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!
by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021
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flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.
You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.
by Ming64 March 28, 2018
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zoe topper

Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.
“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”
by User3338 June 15, 2021
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Topper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.
You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
by VCM1973 October 20, 2010
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Toepener

The Toepener allows users to open a door using only their foot, creating a simple germ-free option for exiting the restroom.
Use a Toepener!
by YumYumBeware February 22, 2011
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