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topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008
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Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
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tolleyism

S: (n) tolleyism an artifact that is more complex than any reasonable person could imagine and at the same time, does not actually function
that chunk of code is a real tolleyism
by dignbta January 13, 2011
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topless haircut

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.
The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.
by trappist June 9, 2011
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A Tolley

You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12
"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!
by ScruffLord July 23, 2016
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toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............
Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley
by Theoban August 11, 2004
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Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.
Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009
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