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Definitions by totalpyro420

topless nachos 

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
topless nachos by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008