topaz

basically, a fuckin BITCHASS

Damn that fool Topaz is such a bitchass.
Topaz, bitchass same difference.

by Dara Aminian January 15, 2010

mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

topaz necklace

Like a pearl necklace but done shortly after urinating so the cum has a yellow color

i tried to give josie a pearlie but it ended up as a topaz necklace

by Super Guatemala Man February 17, 2008

topazz

a hoe that speaks loudly just to be seen and normally hangs w/ three other ugly unstable creatures in a group . The face is normally ugly with a big ass hints topazZ.....Usually from California with a special interest in endepedence....

Topazz

by Ke'lina January 25, 2009

Topazm

The word used to describe an ill-thought-through act or an example of unbelievable naivety.

"She just had a Topazm. We tricked her into thinking Oompa Lumpas were real."

by Shifty373 January 18, 2010

Topaz

Basically, a fucking Hamuda.

Damn, that fucking Topaz HaHamuda stole my diamonda shoval.

by Sandysvagina November 26, 2016