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top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
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top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
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top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.
We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy
by Mark May 2, 2003
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Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.
I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.
by Pony girl September 22, 2012
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Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005
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Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
by Nicegary February 14, 2017
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