toothpicker

Someone who goes to a big-box store to toothpick the samples.

There is always a toothpicker blocking the isle.

by Mathusula February 23, 2011

Toothpick

A crazy person with only one remaining tooth who whizzes in and out and has no friends

Hey was that Toothpick that just came through?
Yeah it was that prick!

by KnobbyChoCho May 15, 2017

toothpick

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.

Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.

by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 23, 2004

domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.

Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.

by reid charboneau December 9, 2007

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.

"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.

by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007