toot 

verb:1. to shake an ass. 2. to fart. 3. to give power to.

1. "toot that thang up mami"
2. "don't toot your own horn"

toot by SaraJen June 6, 2007

toot 

Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn

Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.

toot by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Toot 

A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.

"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.

Toot by Oedipus-Rex July 1, 2011

Toot 

To let out stinky gas out of your ass

I just tooted and it smells horrible!!!!

Toot by Poo Muncher May 6, 2007

Toot 

A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".

I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.

Toot by Kailie April 26, 2004

toot 

A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.

Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*

toot by BlastMaster September 21, 2003

Toot 

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.

Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.

Toot by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021