2 definitions by Kailie

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A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.
by Kailie April 26, 2004
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A wenis. And no, I don't mean your elbow.

To "do" someone. (see screw)

A disturbing nickname you can create for someone, let's say someone named Bob.
"John's woodle is the size of a nickel, damnit."

"I woodled a muffin once."

Sam: "What's going down, woodlebob?"
Bob: ... :(
by Kailie December 05, 2004
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