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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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Bronsan N from Toowoomba

Bronsan loves to vape his favourite flavour of vape is Zinger burger. He will do basically anything to get his hands on one especially Sucking dongs in the bathrooms of Toowoomba. You'll probably find Bronson on his knees in Grandy doing anything for a choof.
by Koopatroopie2299 October 12, 2022
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Toowoomba style

A horrendous case of crabs caused by bumping and grinding with a country town whore.

Also referred to as 'Tbar style'
Tom: 'Fuck dude I can't stop scratching my nutsack'
Ben: 'What did you do last night? You hit the town Toowoomba style?'
by ozono May 16, 2010
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tooloo

the act of doing a line of coke then running your ass all around teh dorms naked while people stare out hte windo laughing at you
john is all geeked-up and hes gone and done a tooloo again
by Jordan K February 10, 2005
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tooloostuut

I had a tooloostuut while shopping and the wax came off the floors.
by xxxuglyxxx December 10, 2017
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Toobloom

Toobloom is a word wich you can say to someone whose a fuckin retard and they have no fooking Idea what you mean
"Your such a toobloom" "what does that mean?" he asked oh it mean uh your so God damn cool" "oh thanks" your mind be like: retard!"😒
by Apple bloom September 8, 2019
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Toowoomba

A verb to describe when something is just far too much. Officially recognised by Siri as an autocorrect option for the phrase “too much”. Also a small town in Australia which has a number of enjoyable tourist attractions.
Example 1:
Collette: Have you seen my new baby puppy Dolly? She’s got ridiculous little pink paws.
Louise: That’s too much!!!
Collette: Toowoomba!
Louise: What?
Collette: My phone always autocorrects to that, it’s too much!

Example 2:
Abeer: How was your weekend?
Gabe: It was sweet, non-stop part-ay down my endz and I LITERALLY did not stop banging bitches...
Abeer: You know that sounds Toowoomba actually!
Gabe: Your mum is Toowoomba!
Abeer: Mate... Not cool.
by ReferToMedics September 2, 2020
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