tool on

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

by conjuror1 November 11, 2009

Toelonoscopy

A kick in the ass

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy

by Don Ee July 6, 2016

Tooloo

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

by Dilldy September 14, 2018

tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

TOOLOUCHEBAG

The combining of the words TOOL and DOUCHEBAG .

"Why does Blair always take fantasy baseball so seriously ?" "I know , He is the biggest TOOLOUCHEBAG in the world."

by STEVIE-O 904 March 2, 2009

Toolzoned

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.

Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.

by Meursalt December 5, 2020

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011