tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

by GIMP November 15, 2016

tonguism

When your tongue has an orgasm due to intensly great flavor.

That toaster strudel just gave me a tonguism.

by Jacali March 8, 2010

Tonging

When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.

"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."

by Savdawg May 21, 2018

Tonging

The Male Version of Scissoring.

Friend 1: Me and the boys are gonna do some tonging later.
Friend 2: The fuck is that, the male version of Scissoring?

by BobertJobert March 28, 2021

Toxic tongueing

When his tongue game is so good it makes you want to ruin your life, but he's so toxic you just cant... or can you?😏

Emily: jerry just hit me up again
Steph: girl you finna get a toxic tongueing

Emily: i knowww im screaming!

by Master_chf October 9, 2020

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008