Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.
by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005
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A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
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valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'
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Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!
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