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Touron

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.
In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.
by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011
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A combination of a tourist and a moron.
Touron, What time of the year do deer turn to elk
by Arimel January 22, 2017
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Touron

A person who is on vacation and has little to no knowledege or respect of the people who live there. Cross between tourist and moron
So many tourons visit here during the summer, it’s hilarious to see what they’ll screw up next.
by LippRippinNH June 12, 2018
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A combination of a tourist and a moron.
The touron was driving down the street 25 mph looking at the attractions.

The touron spent $200 on tacky souvenirs at the local hardware store.
by Summer Atlas March 10, 2003
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Touron

noun: From Fridora-ese. Late 20th century in origin, upstate New York, probably Ticonderoga..

Used by tourist trade to describe bumbling visitors; compound of "tourist" and "moron".
Those tourons asked me if colonial soldiers arrived here by train or in campers.
by Alonzo Pflugelheimer August 2, 2004
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touron

A term used in Virginia Beach and the Outer Banks of North Carolina to describe the idiots from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania that pour into the resort areas every summer and complain about everything from the heat to the food. Touron is easily distinguished by pale white skin(or lobster red), Jimmy Buffetesque print shirts, and Wal-Mart flip flops. Known to be found regularly at 1st Street(jetty) area of Virginia Beach standing about with stupid looks on their faces as the lifeguards are whistling them out of the water despite the SURFERS ONLY signs posted all around them. Frequently set up on the beach in commune fashion complete with tents, TV's, Stereos, and 500 gallon coolers, and will usually set up in front of someone with complete disregard to beach etiquette(after all they won the war). Loud and obnoxious, frequently wear black jeans and shirts to the beach. Tourons have become a good source of revenue to the locals in/around the Rudee Inlet area of North Carolina as they can't seem to grasp the concept of airing their tires down before driving unto the sand, thus getting their Suburbans stuck and subjecting themselves to fee's ranging from blowjobs to 100 bucks to get their dumbs asses pulled out.
It should have only took me 10 minutes to get to work today but 264 was jammed up with stupid tourons
by Donald Vick August 26, 2007
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touro

a person who comes from another country and dresses and acts in a manner that they presume to be 'cool' when it is anything but, they have an accent and usually wear tight clothing
example:touro could be a lebanese male who comes from lebanon and wears close that are soo tight they look about 4 sizes to small they usually wear tight jeans that have been faded on the ass area, this combo is usally acompanied by creamy coloured boots and a really cheesy smile
by sousan May 31, 2006
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