Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

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toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler

Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...

by angry@tofler July 30, 2010

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Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

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bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

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Tofield

A place where you can get basically any drug on a moment's notice.

You can find homosexuals, rednecks, and even an ape here.
It's said to have the second Harambe!

Person A: "Have you heard of Tofield?"
Person B: *laughing* "Isn't that where the second Harambe lives?"

by yourfavouritebrunette January 5, 2017

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