wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge

Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

by Lavynia January 15, 2018

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

by bluebear October 2, 2022

It's for me to know and you to find out

Mind your own fucking business.

You:Heeey , who did you talk to last night?
Hot Girl:It's for me to know and you to find out

by ThaChingsteeeeerr September 11, 2010

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Very sketch sentence used bu juvenile delinquents to throw off reporters.

+Here's an actual customer out here, uh what's the best kind of firework to buy?

- Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

+Where are your parents? Kid's sketchy, back to you guys.

by Eldeirun July 13, 2023

Here's what you need to know

This is one of the Legacy media's current buzz phrases circa 2022. It is usually part of the headline of a news story. It is meant to grab your attention with its imperative "YOU NEED TO KNOW". It is unclear what will happen if you don't know about the subject in question, however, the phrase compels the reader explore further.

Thinking about going outside today? Here's what you need to know.

by Dr. Zauis November 25, 2022

The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011