A state of mind that precursors a mentally delusional state but sequels a mentally exhausted state. The conditions for entering a "sexy tired" state may differ between genders but occur most frequently after long work days or after extensive physical and mental activity to the point of or surpassing exhaustion. Sleep deprivation is a common cause of "sexy tired" phases in young women while inebriation is the most common cause in young and mature men. While in this mental state there is significant change in motor skills and speech patterns. A somewhat flirtatious persona is accompanied by suggestive jokes or suggestively themed topics followed by phrases not commonly said by the person being affected. This mental state is most easily attained during late hours mostly observed passing midnight and lasts in short time periods, no more than a few hours.
Did you notice how sexy tired Michael was last night?
Yea, after every joke he would turn and wink at me.
Me too! Even after the non-sexual jokes. Once it was time to go and he finished his Guinness he was back to normal. I doubt he'll remember tomorrow though.
Yea, after every joke he would turn and wink at me.
Me too! Even after the non-sexual jokes. Once it was time to go and he finished his Guinness he was back to normal. I doubt he'll remember tomorrow though.
by Jarvis-Alpha September 5, 2015
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Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
by Gras Fam January 13, 2008
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A generic answer for when someone asks if you're ok and you're really not, but you don't want to explain it.
by EmmyGrace21 January 9, 2013
Get the I'm tired. mug.When your just done with the bull crap in life. The pain, being sad, feeling alone, not being able to make it through a day without crying, and many many more. It's when you just can't take it and your literally drained from it all. It's also the best excuse for when someone's asks if your sad or what's wrong and you honestly don't want to see another person not know how to react to your sadness. You wish someone would finally say "tired of what?" But no one does and it kills you but you get used to and just stick to saying your tired and hope that one day someone would know that your not tired but just drained from everything and need someone.
Someone: hey, what's wrong, are you okay?
You: yea im just tired.
Someone: oh okay
You: yep
Someone: so how's your day?
You: *reslly sh*tty* oh it was good
Someone:cool
You: yea im just tired.
Someone: oh okay
You: yep
Someone: so how's your day?
You: *reslly sh*tty* oh it was good
Someone:cool
by Imprettygoodwithwords December 23, 2015
Get the Tired mug.1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.
2. To set forth.
Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
2. To set forth.
Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.
A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.
A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
by bocin January 19, 2013
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by Chuckyboy143 August 14, 2018
Get the Tiredrifter mug.A Tiare is the most perfect girl on the planet. She is smart; kind; and everyone loves her and wants to be her friend, or just like her when they grow up. Her love is passionate and sexy. She leaves men wanting more, and women questioning their sexuality by how gorgeous she is.
If you ever have the chance of dating a Tiare, never let her go. She is so rare it’s insane. Once you meet her you will never be the same again.
If you ever have the chance of dating a Tiare, never let her go. She is so rare it’s insane. Once you meet her you will never be the same again.
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