tittybangbang

TittyBangBang is an extremely awful, non-funny British sitcom.

Everyone i know hates it, but critics seem to love it.

Kyle: Man TittyBangBang really blows.
Sam: Haha you said Titty!! I'm telling your mum!
Kyle: ...
Kyle: Fucking kill yourself.

by kyle frith November 23, 2006

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

by John charles blair February 9, 2009

tittywaffle

Syrup on a woman's breasts

I had tittywaffles last night and they were delicious.

by Mr. Waffle October 3, 2008

Tittybangbang

Proof that the BBC couldn't give a toss about its audience. They refused to make any more series of decent shows like Red Dwarf and yet churn out dreck like this. Basically each show consists of the same characters telling the same jokes. Shows like this can work if the characters have depth to them and there's something to laugh at other than just mind-numbing catchphrases (Little Britain, for example, the funniest sketch show in many years). But here we have one-dimensional characters you couldn't care less about, swearing and obscenities as an alternative to humour and sketches like Salty Tales, the Rasta fans and the movie stars which don't seem to have any kind of point to them at all. The real shame is that, with two female leads who can do a wide range of characters and a star-studded supporting cast, this could have been great. Unfortunately someone forgot that comedy sketch shows are actually supposed to be funny.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you, the licence-payer, we can show shit like Tittybangbang and don't even bother if nobody watches it because we'll still have got your money.

by Stormsworder June 22, 2009

Tittlywonking

The act of defecating on a painter's palette and the dipping your toes in and then using them to finger paint on your lovers body.

Jim: Awh dude!!! Wtf.. your gf smells like shit... Dude what is all over her??
Frank: We were "Tittlywonking" last night relaxz.
Jim: Oh... I wasn't aware you guys were that serious.
Frank: Yeah i think she might be the one.
Jim: For realz... Nice. Alright lets hurry or were gunna miss
church.

by 2sw33t April 4, 2010

tittybackpack

A backpack to put your fake boobs in or maybe real.

Your tittybackpack is showing!

by Bffgurls December 12, 2015