Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

tittos

Attractively shaped breasts, particularly very large ones.

an attractive woman with DDs (and up) walks by.

You, to friend: "Dude, tittos."

by Annihilationscape January 21, 2009

Tittoo

A tattoo on the breast, boobular area. Closely related to the twattoo.

She has a tittoo, I'm trying to read what it says, but I don't wanna look like I'm staring... I bet has a twattoo too.

by Zenaya96 June 22, 2010

Timtown

A utopian locale ruled by fun and snakes. Power-Hours are the main past time.
National Animal- Wonder Pets.
National Anthem- Thunderstruck.
National Curency- Muff
A place of good times and good friends. Kept Real at all times.

"Tbone Sarah and I are headed over to Timtown if you wanna come. Bring some Muff."

by GentleBen296 December 13, 2008

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

by Jared A. April 2, 2008

tittywiggle

When dem titties drop so fast dat dey wiggle

Damn, did you see that girls tittywiggle wiggle?

by Tankyshits June 20, 2016

tittoo

A tattoo located on an unattractive, breast usually suffering from the full effects of age, gravity and Virginia Slim cigarettes.

"Man did you see her tittoo? It looked like a relief map of the Himalayas."

by Big Ric February 13, 2009