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Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014
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Out on the tiles

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...
I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..
by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009
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twitless

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.
by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
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Title case

Capitalization style used for most book titles, Where All Important Words are Capitalized.

Some individuals type every sentence of theirs like this, because all caps just doesn't have the right je ne sais quoi. (Others, presumably for the same unknowable reasons, Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. That style is called proper case.)
Commenter 1: Love this song! So great for dancing. Anybody have any idea what the lyrics are about? They're pretty random, lol.

Commenter 2: Are You Kidding Bro These Lyrics are Disgusting, Truely Satanic Sh**. Read Between the Lines my Friend!! Look Up the Illuminati and U Will See What I'm Talking About, Don't Let Your Self be Hypnotized by The Media!!!

Commenter 1: I appreciate that you took the time to write that in title case. It really showed the gravity of your appeal. You can rest assured that I take you seriously.
by Epic Tetus February 18, 2015
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on the tiles

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars
by MandM82 July 18, 2014
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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
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Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010
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