cititized

Someone who is city smart. City Slicker. Dresses well. Knows the subway routes. Knows how to handle crazies.

Lakisha: I don't want to go downtown by myself
Bon Qui Qui: Eric will go with you. He's cititized.

by hyfdjuylo March 5, 2010

Titified

A male that has gained cleavage equate to that of a female.

A man that has breasts the size of a woman's breasts.

Dude, that Numa Numa guy is titified!

by DMLD96 August 4, 2011

fat tittied monster

A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.

Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"

Bob- "which one, travis or david???"

Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"

by funnygal101 August 7, 2011

Big Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be smart, nurturing, financially irresponsible, and someone who doesn’t drink coffee. Also wears down their mental health little by little. Opposite of Small Tittied Man

wow, that man has the personality of a big tittied man

by smalldickdan July 21, 2019

Small Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be dumb, independent, mentally strong, financially smart, and drinks coffee. Opposite of Big tittied man

wow, that is a small tittied man

by smalldickdan July 21, 2019

guaran-tittied

Guaran-tittied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you're at the very least gonna see some tits!

"You gonna get some pussy when you see tiffany tonight?"
"Not sure, but I know I am guaran-tittied."

by 5chmatz November 27, 2006

Tay Tay Tittied

The act of snorting coke from between a girls titties. After words resulting in tittie fucking.

"I totally tay tay tittied that chick last night, best hour of my life."

by Wet Bandits December 20, 2008