it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Titanic Weed

A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.

Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"

Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."

Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."

by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014

titaninut

huge nut. volcanic. insane amount of nut.

“yo have you ever had a titaninut”

“no bro what’s that”

“ah shit bro you need someone to help you with that”

by milfsrhot June 23, 2021

Sink the Titanic

When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and penetrate her "Hull" with your "Ice Berg", and proceed to fill her with your fluids.

Mark: So Jack I saw you got with Rose last night *nudge nudge*
Jack: Yeah I did, and I'm gonna Sink the Titanic tonight!

by JustSomeD00d October 10, 2013

red titanium

Just a guy that does shit for fun, he is also known by the name of Jhawal The Procrastinator, or U Boi Red just for the elders of the forsaken realm

Fredd: Yo there is Red Titanium
Jörgen: have some one seen Tim?

by Red_Titanium July 27, 2019

Titanic fail

1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level

Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail

That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!

by Baz907 January 17, 2009

The Reverse Titanic

When cleaning out your Facebook friends, you delete the women with children first.

I had to pull the Reverse Titanic on Lauryn. No one gives a shit that Owen sat up for the first time today.

by gargamel110 November 3, 2011