A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)
by ph1llydrifter July 25, 2009
Get the twitarded mug.a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.
b) One who does not know how to text at all.
b) One who does not know how to text at all.
Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.
Mom: *blank stare*
Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
Mom: *blank stare*
Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
Get the Textarded mug.a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.
bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!
bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!
bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!
bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!
bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.
by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010
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Get the Twitarded mug.When one has been trapping for so long that they have forgotten to save any money so that they may get out the trap someday.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
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