timmeshum

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008

Timmie

That one bird bitch on the bridge that randomly tells you his dad left and doesn’t shut up about pigeons

“I’m Timmie phobic”
“I don’t have a dad so I’m a Timmie kinnie”

by Morher April 14, 2021

Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

by Grace-ums April 30, 2005

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

Timmel

The opposite of what is funny, humorous, or satrical.

Also the last name of a very poor comedian hence the root of the word.

Wow you really timmeled that up, you're no John Belushi.

by Stewbacca July 3, 2006

Timmerman

A name for amazing people. Timmerman is a name for very beautiful and confident people. They are very unique and creative. They live life to the fullest. They are very good in relationships. They normally are verrry sexy and wild at heart.

Timmermans are like hott chicks with brains.

by Sceney Scenable July 30, 2009

Timmer

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011